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Rushed Final Project Rushed Final Project

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Pretty nice for just a unfinished project...

That wasn't too bad for what was there, but shouldn't this be on NG Alphas?

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Mario's Castle Calamity Mario's Castle Calamity

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Face-Hugger Blooper?!

Hey! That's MY joke!

Annyway, this was hilarious.

10/5 and all.

Awesome Grounds Awesome Grounds

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Unfunny And Hypocritical.

Alright, let me start off by saying you're being hypocritical. Why? Because you've made/helped make the Phoenix Wrong series, and all those are just sprites animated to random sound clips from various shows/movies. And as far as I know the general public looks down upon sprite flashes. To be honest, I LIKE sprite flashes and your Phoenix Write parodies, but you're being a hypocrite (In Example: "Gee, is this all you need, Newgrounds? Sprite animations? Just with pop culture references? It's like an episode of Family Guy, only with Phoenix Wright characters...).

Second Of All, ANIMATION. What animation? It was TWO FREAKING FRAMES for each talking scene that you didn't even bother to sync! Don't pull the "It's a parody/statement" card on me, because that just brings me to my third point...

WHERE'S THE ENTERTAINMENT VALUE? If you're making a parody statement, then for goodness sake JUST MAKE IT FUNNY. That is NOT Egoraptor's style. When Egoraptor's characters speak it's entertaining just to watch their exaggerated faces.

All in all, this is...poop...just poop. Pulled from an otherwise good animator's A-HOLE. Seriously, we expect more from you. This is just blatant hate. It's like Shakespeare suddenly deciding to write slash fanfics...

0/10, 0/5

Recent Game Reviews

I Can't Escape I Can't Escape

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I lost on the first try, beat it on the second.

Here's all I know folks:

Always check the ground before you walk. Pitfalls and keys are easy to notice. Hidden pitfalls will have an inconspicuous gathering of plant matter that, if you look closely, is covering a hole. Most easily found ladders will have hidden pitfalls!

I won the game by picking up a key and walking into one of those walls that has a red gash on it. It teleported me right next to an untrapped ladder. Some of those walls make a locked door sound when you try to back into them. Trying this trick on other wall types may make you drop down a level.

Anyway, the game isn't terrifyingly scary, but it is unnervingly scary. The atmosphere and feeling of helplessness is spot on. Falling into the darker and more degraded parts of the dungeon, seeing stranger and scarier things, is an absolutely horrible experience (in a good way).

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Mouse Mayhem Mouse Mayhem

Rated 3 / 5 stars

You have potential

Keep on workin' at it, dude. I give you a 6.

Adam's Pong. Adam's Pong.

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


the only thing good about this game was the music........

come on, everyone's played pong a million times......if your going to remake it at least put a new spin on it.......